dried petrol

minyak abes! haha tue la maksud title tue. haha yesterday's morning im from shah alam wanted to go to kapar for ceramah amali kereta. pepagi la kua kan naik moto merempit. ntah meter minyak moto tue rosak ke atau mata aku yg rosak ke taktaula. nampak minyak cm banyak. so bwk je la kan moto. pastue dah nak sampai kat kapar tue that fucking petrol tue la! abes plak tetiba. tgh rilex jea menunggang tetiba enjin mati pastue try start balik tak boleh. grr sure la minyak kong da nie. so im wit my thick face (haha) tahan ade sorg india tua...


nashrul: uncle! boleh tolong saya tak? minyak saya habis tolong beli boleh?

uncle india: kasi duit dulu baru cerita
nashrul: (siot keling niee) hmm nah beli rm3. ni botol sekali.
uncle india: tunggu sikijap aa
nashrul: okayy

(selepas seploh minit)

uncle india: (muke cam baru lepas mati bini) nah ambik
nashrul: okay thanx uncle. ni amek la rm5 pegi isi minyak
uncle india: tapatapa (trus blah)

my heart whispering "yah bagoss" haha!

lepas settle tue nak berak pulak! alamak ni bebudak takleh baca ni. haha so i balik pegi melepas jap haha. pastue baru pegi cramah tue. siot 10.30am baru start. kalo tau start lmbt kasi abes tahi tue dulu keluar. haha!

terrible pak IMAM

one day a boy wearing kain pelekat without an underwear with him is climbing a coconut tree to plucking some coconut. thats his job evryday since he is poor. after a while a pak IMAM walk through that tree and looked towards the kid and he is like OMG! then,the pak IMAM called that kid down and give him rm20 to buy an underwear.

that kid excitedly running back to his house and tell everything happened to his mom. like i told ya just now,they are poor. so his mom decided to do what her son did.

tomorrow evening,she dressed up with kain batik and no panties walking towards to the coconut tree. then shes climbing it. after few minutes yesterday's pak IMAM came and looked towards her and he's like OMG also! the pak IMAM then called that lady and give her 20cents.

the lady asks: ape ni tok? smlm ank saya pnjat tak pakai spender dapat rm20. kenapa saya dpt 20sen je?

pak IMAM:anak kau tu takde spender tapi takde bulu,kau ni takde spender tapi bulu mlambak. sebab tu aku bagi 20sen tue. pegi beli pisau cukur! hahahahahah

m.a.r.c.h = SPM result

what? its march already? damn its da month evry 91's scared of. haha its the result damndamn! anginangin mengatakan result tue akan keluar pada 12march. ntah betol ke tak taktaula tp in this month for sure.



i think this is how i look a day before that result coming out. tak payah pemotong kuku dah,bersih suda :P


enough of that, i have another story to tell. 'what do you know about coffeebean?''can you withstand pressure during working?' inilah soalan yg ditanya oleh manager coffeebean kat taipan,subang. manager ni anak dah dua,tp muke cm juliana evans! sial cun gila. haha! all sorts of ques she askin me and all sorts of answers jugaklah im giving her. haha die cm da bengang sume benda aku jwb.

a day after dat manager-to-be interview, manager tue call ckp start keje this saturday. but i was like hmm nak pegi ke?

disadvantages:

1)i have to be trained for 3 days at their HQ in cheras,KL [babi jauh]
2) i have to get an injection to make sure i dont suffer any disease [wtf?!]
3) have to cut my hair short -_-
4)jauhh


advantages:

1) hell lot of monthly money! (gaji la tue) haha!



haa,tu je kot advantage die.haha so right now im in dilemma. cmon guys,help me! heee :P
well im done here :]