dried petrol

minyak abes! haha tue la maksud title tue. haha yesterday's morning im from shah alam wanted to go to kapar for ceramah amali kereta. pepagi la kua kan naik moto merempit. ntah meter minyak moto tue rosak ke atau mata aku yg rosak ke taktaula. nampak minyak cm banyak. so bwk je la kan moto. pastue dah nak sampai kat kapar tue that fucking petrol tue la! abes plak tetiba. tgh rilex jea menunggang tetiba enjin mati pastue try start balik tak boleh. grr sure la minyak kong da nie. so im wit my thick face (haha) tahan ade sorg india tua...


nashrul: uncle! boleh tolong saya tak? minyak saya habis tolong beli boleh?

uncle india: kasi duit dulu baru cerita
nashrul: (siot keling niee) hmm nah beli rm3. ni botol sekali.
uncle india: tunggu sikijap aa
nashrul: okayy

(selepas seploh minit)

uncle india: (muke cam baru lepas mati bini) nah ambik
nashrul: okay thanx uncle. ni amek la rm5 pegi isi minyak
uncle india: tapatapa (trus blah)

my heart whispering "yah bagoss" haha!

lepas settle tue nak berak pulak! alamak ni bebudak takleh baca ni. haha so i balik pegi melepas jap haha. pastue baru pegi cramah tue. siot 10.30am baru start. kalo tau start lmbt kasi abes tahi tue dulu keluar. haha!

terrible pak IMAM

one day a boy wearing kain pelekat without an underwear with him is climbing a coconut tree to plucking some coconut. thats his job evryday since he is poor. after a while a pak IMAM walk through that tree and looked towards the kid and he is like OMG! then,the pak IMAM called that kid down and give him rm20 to buy an underwear.

that kid excitedly running back to his house and tell everything happened to his mom. like i told ya just now,they are poor. so his mom decided to do what her son did.

tomorrow evening,she dressed up with kain batik and no panties walking towards to the coconut tree. then shes climbing it. after few minutes yesterday's pak IMAM came and looked towards her and he's like OMG also! the pak IMAM then called that lady and give her 20cents.

the lady asks: ape ni tok? smlm ank saya pnjat tak pakai spender dapat rm20. kenapa saya dpt 20sen je?

pak IMAM:anak kau tu takde spender tapi takde bulu,kau ni takde spender tapi bulu mlambak. sebab tu aku bagi 20sen tue. pegi beli pisau cukur! hahahahahah

m.a.r.c.h = SPM result

what? its march already? damn its da month evry 91's scared of. haha its the result damndamn! anginangin mengatakan result tue akan keluar pada 12march. ntah betol ke tak taktaula tp in this month for sure.



i think this is how i look a day before that result coming out. tak payah pemotong kuku dah,bersih suda :P


enough of that, i have another story to tell. 'what do you know about coffeebean?''can you withstand pressure during working?' inilah soalan yg ditanya oleh manager coffeebean kat taipan,subang. manager ni anak dah dua,tp muke cm juliana evans! sial cun gila. haha! all sorts of ques she askin me and all sorts of answers jugaklah im giving her. haha die cm da bengang sume benda aku jwb.

a day after dat manager-to-be interview, manager tue call ckp start keje this saturday. but i was like hmm nak pegi ke?

disadvantages:

1)i have to be trained for 3 days at their HQ in cheras,KL [babi jauh]
2) i have to get an injection to make sure i dont suffer any disease [wtf?!]
3) have to cut my hair short -_-
4)jauhh


advantages:

1) hell lot of monthly money! (gaji la tue) haha!



haa,tu je kot advantage die.haha so right now im in dilemma. cmon guys,help me! heee :P
well im done here :]

SWEAT, imissyou!

wassup ya'll. heh semenjak duamenjak tigamenjak berkecimpung dlm ...haihh ape tiru nabil nii! haha semenjak duamenjak ni,kehidupanku teramatlah tiada keistimewaan. haha bm aku A nokk. haha! rutin harian tidomakanonlineberak pastu makan balik.haha! sumpah xde keje doe. badminton pn ntah mane menghilang,2mnggu dah x main nii. ini berkaitan dgn title di atas. heh peluh lame x kua dah nii,rase berat je bdn full wit water.haha mymum said dah tau air byk pegila kencing..haih mama! abeh tue xkan allthetime nak kencing jee? adoyai..-_-

aku tidak menyangka tindakan aku quitting job without notice gives me hell lot of moneyy. smlm akak parkson tue call aku ckp "gaji anda sudah keluar,bilakah anda mahu mengambilnya?" aku reply "ni keje mane satu tetibe dpt gaji nih?" "gigolo part time kat klang tu ke?" haha! act aku tau tu parkson tp saje nk meloyaburuk ngn akaknyee..
heh. so dgn tak buat kejenye aku dpt rm201.05. okayla tue kan,karoke brape kali bleh lpas tue.haha

da ade duet memcmla plan dlm kepale aku nih. cume tggu mase utk menyelesaikannya.heh

wokeyh bebeh,crita ni agak tak best but atleast ive updated myblog :]

RIDERS of the STORM

heyya guys! shit nothing to share wit u guys nowadays. mylife is boringgggg..:P haha. ade la 1thing yg best kot. next week,mylicense is coming okay! tapi L jee..haha! ok la tue kan drpd takde.





within 2hours from now its the battle of the musuh tradisi. its the Red Devils vs Inter Milan. yeah cmon Inter! beat that MU! they are nothing! (jgn kalah suda,malu gilaa aku nnt)haha!

i am now currently addicted to video games. hah! tak makan aku kalo dah start main. mampus jd zombie aku nnt. haha! okay! thats all for now, peace :]

what a RELATION

SORRY! best describes wit my jalang face up here.haha im sorry cz lame x update blog ini.heh act im not that lazy to update but nothing intresting la these days to share. takkan nak crita pepnjang lagi kan sure u guys boring punyaa..haha! but theres 1 pfft thing i wanna share.ngeh..:]

his name is AQIL and he's 11 years young. u guys knw what i should call him? damn i should call an 11years kid PAKCIK! haha yeah thats rite. jika mengikut pangkat,he is adik nenek saya punya anak while im my nenek punya anak punya anak(faham ke tak?) haha! means im his nephew lah! (wait,nephew tue anak buah kan? haha lupe! lol!) but eventhough i should call him PAKCIK but i dont haha. macam pelik je kan? but 1 thing for sure,dont mess wit him in badminton cz hes tuntastic!yeah baby!

FAIL

the blog starts with BABI! wanna knw why? i dun knw what the hell with the test. i mean that fuckin computerized test tue la. earlier today i went to dat driving school la since smlm tak jadi pegi kan. i took the trial test. for the 1st test,i FAIL. dpt 41 je! wtf lagi 1 je nak betol pn tak dpt.damn!

takpee iman ku masih berdiri haha! then i test it for the second time..from the 1st ques untillll that freakin 50 ques..FAIL lagi! babibabibabi! the most prob that i really grrr is the score! its 41 again! argh geramm aku dahh ni nokk! (ijam tiru kejap haha) hah then i brenti kejap thinkin wth yg aku salah nii? after a while i continue with hope that i'll pass with 42 corrects! dimulakan dgn bismillah,haha bace pon takk. im doin it all over again. after 20 minutes im finished. dupdapdupdap waiting for the results keluar 40. fuck aku dah menyampah dahh. later ade kakak tue tanye 'pakwe,pass ke tak?' then i answered 'haihh mestilaa' haha malu nk ckp 3kali fail! hee..

dah pukul 5 and the test ruined my mood,i took my butt away from that driving school. panas jugak krusi aku duduk td.haha onmyway to the bus im thinkin wth ive done wrong? evrything seems so perfect when i took the test. then my heart whispered at me 'yang kau pegi makan before amek test tue nape buduhh'
hah! i think thats the reason why i fail the test kot? act sblum masuk driving school tue pegi makan dulu! bapak lapar tak leh tahan! haha alsan je la tue nashh,dah fail tu,fail jelaa. haha yeahyeah you're rite. i fail haha. dalam kebenganganku itu aku berjalan ke bustand.hah nak hujan pulakk! fyi bus ke kapar fuckin expensive lahh! babibabi itu telah menambah kebenganganku.haha

kat mane eh td? [after few minutes] hah nak hujan tadi kan? quick as theflash i text mymum askin can her pick me up at kp? [stands for klang parade] malas nak naik bus kapar. dahla mhl plus crowded pulak! mampos pening aku dlm tu dgn bangla melambak.haha bulu ketiak mereka subur semuanyaa..:P drrtdrrt the phone vibrates near nash's egg haha! mymum said 'suree'. yeah i love u mom! so i naik la bus meru yang murah lagi tiada orang tu ke kp. hah sejukk je bus tue.haha melayan lagu avenged sevenfold tak sedar dah smpai. trun trus nmpak mymum. so balikkkk.

kejaplg si cina partner training badminton call. he said 'hari ini mahu main tak?'
so i said oklah kan kalo ckup orang. then die cakap'cukupp' haha cine nih nak main mesti call aku. act malas nak main,penat+bengang la! haha xpe excercise! haha.

at 6.30pm he picked me up. sampai badminton hall tue mmglah ramai. but our group 3peeps jee. wtf! i ask dat cina mane lagi? then he said belum sampai kot so i was like okayy. we'll see. while waiting for the uncoming partner,we played with a guy beside our court and he's gooood. but sorry! we win the game wit 2sets to 1..:] dah pukul 8 aku bermonolog cibai punye cina tak datang hah xpelah dah keluar peluh cukup. went back early cz xckup org kan.

sampai rumah tringat dat i fail the test. hah this cant be happen,i have to study! [haha mcm budak sekolah dah] study la dat roadlaw book sambil texting dgn tut! and tut! and tut! haha. after an hour i was like damn! mengantok betol! haha quickly i closed the book and onlining.
haha dah online tu biasela berblogging,bermyspacin dan bermcm2 BER lagi..haha!

dah tu je crita for todayy. agak panjang lah kan? haha enjoyy